Some people play the slots. Downtown Betty plays the dessert table, and this year she hit the jackpot. Cat-eye shades pushed up on her polka dot headscarf, a wink for the house, and a whole pumpkin pie held high like the big prize it is, with gold sparkles going off all around it. Turkey is fine. Pie is the payout.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, heavyweight, broken-in-on-day-one soft. Built for Thanksgiving dinner, the dessert line and the second slice nobody's counting.