Out here the sleigh trades snow for sand. Our jackrabbit has the scarf on and the sled loaded with presents, kicking up dust across the desert while a cactus strung with Christmas lights does its best impression of a tree. "Dashing Through the Sand" with a little "Las Vegas, NV" sign-off, for every local who has hung lights in a T-shirt and called it a white Christmas because the sand counts.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, heavyweight, broken-in-on-day-one soft. Built for 70-degree Decembers, holiday parties off the Strip and Christmas mornings with the patio door wide open.