They crossed the galaxy, buzzed the Nevada desert and skipped right past the world leaders. What they wanted was the bird. A chrome flying saucer hovers over a checkered 1950s dinner table and beams the golden roast turkey straight up in a green tractor beam, with atomic starbursts and boomerangs all around. Area 51 Thanksgiving: the leftovers are classified now.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, heavyweight, broken-in-on-day-one soft. Built for Thanksgiving dinner, sci-fi movie marathons and road trips out past the desert.