Five pounds of attitude and he's already made his choice. This little black-and-tan Chihuahua has a bone clamped in his teeth, a jack-o'-lantern tag on his collar and absolutely no plans to do a trick for anybody. Framed like an old-time Halloween candy label, with bats overhead and the fine print that says it all: treats preferred.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, heavyweight, broken-in-on-day-one soft. Built for doorbell duty on Halloween night, candy-bowl guard shifts and every lap he claims in between.