Every local knows the drill: one minute it's a perfect desert afternoon, the next a 50 mph gust is sending your lawn chair to the next zip code. Downtown Betty is holding on to her sunglasses and her dignity while tumbleweeds roll past, the palm tree bends sideways and a dust devil makes off with the patio furniture. Consider yourself advised.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, heavyweight, broken-in-on-day-one soft. Built for windy spring afternoons, backyard cleanup days and anyone who has chased a trash can down the street at least once.