One slice is a bet. Two slices is strategy. Our stack of pumpkin, cherry and pecan pie rises like a tower of casino chips, whipped cream and cherries on every layer, with a desert cactus and a pink martini neon glowing beside it. The only house rule at dessert: always double down.

Printed on a Bella + Canvas 6400 women's relaxed tee — soft combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight and pre-shrunk, with an easy relaxed fit. Built for Thanksgiving dessert tables, Friendsgiving pie swaps and the second slice nobody needs to know about.