When the dealer shows a six, you double down. When the pie comes out, you do the same. This tee stacks pumpkin, cherry and pecan slices like a tall pile of casino chips, each one topped with whipped cream and a cherry, next to a cartoon saguaro and a glowing martini neon. Two slices is the smart play. Everyone in Vegas knows that.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, heavyweight, broken-in-on-day-one soft. Built for Thanksgiving dessert tables, Friendsgiving pie swaps and the second slice nobody needs to know about.