You say Las Vegas, they picture a hotel suite high above the Strip. The truth is a house in the suburbs, a cactus in the yard and the occasional scorpion in the laundry room. This retro tee sets the record straight with a vintage slot machine on triple 7s out in the desert, a rattlesnake and a scorpion keeping it company, and "No I Don't Live On The Strip" for the people who still ask.

Printed on a Bella + Canvas 6400 women's relaxed tee — soft combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight and pre-shrunk, with an easy relaxed fit. Built for flights home for the holidays, catching up with old friends and every local who has explained it one too many times.