Tell anyone back home you live in Las Vegas and the first question is always the same: so you live on the Strip? No. You live out here, with the cactus, the rattlesnakes, the scorpion in the garage and a slot machine that's somehow always on 7s. This retro tee says it in big desert-western letters, with a vintage one-armed bandit planted in the sand and "No I Don't Live On The Strip" across the bottom for anyone who needs it spelled out.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, heavyweight, broken-in-on-day-one soft. Built for trips back home, visiting relatives and every local who's tired of giving the same answer.